Wednesday, 8 October 2008

Monkey Madness

In an effort to reduce some of my running costs, I am looking at areas where savings can be made.  Ordinarily, businesses in the leisure trade are quite often found to have employed illegal immigrants in an effort to keep their wage bills down.  I'm thinking of copying the example of a restaurateur in Japan (video below) and replacing my staff with monkeys!



4 comments:

pirate said...

NOT IMPRESSED!

Dame Honoria Glossop said...

You pay peanuts .....

laughingattheslut said...

After Saturday's post, I'm wondering if one of the staff is thinking of having you replaced with a monkey.

Mark J Daniels said...

Pirate: you're not happy because you are one of the members of staff!

Dame: you've figured out my pay policy! ;)

Laughing: most of my staff think I should be committed anyway!

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